Hi guys, it's Tess here, and I'm ready with another beauty blog for you A lot of you guys had been writing me and asking me to do this really popular look, that's trending these days
It's not strobing, it's not contouring, it is Trumping So I'm really excited to make your face great again The first thing you're going to need is to pick a concealer And, you want to pick a concealer that is about ten shades lighter than your skin tone I personally like to use a shade that is called "Veiled White Supremacy", but really you can just use any shade that is really light and makes you look really dehydrated
The next thing you want to move around is to is to the lips With your lips, you want to make sure that it looks like you've been running your mouth all day, like you've been like talking, and talking, and talking, because you like really love to hear yourself talk To the point where you're like oh, I don't even make any sense and I contradict myself And like, go and be like really care free and not think about the consequences of anything that you're saying Anything that you're saying
And you know you're done when it looks like, basically it looks like a chapped um, anus Like a chapped asshole So now, that I've basically done my whole face, with my foundation, what I'm going to do is pick a bronzer So it's really important that you pick a bronzer that is really orange You don't want it to be tan or brown
Because then somebody's going to ask for your birth certificate, and that is a definite no no Now, for the most important beauty trick that we have in this Trumping tutorial, it's to take some Cheetos, and what I like to do is to smash them up into a finely milled powder, and then apply that over my face Making sure that I use goggles to protect the eyes because that's already like a done, finished part of my look So, I'm going to take these and smash them I like to like, smash these Cheetos
Um, kind of like the way I think Donald Trump walks around like his house And like ah! Smashes things, you know, like UH! I am so smart People tell me I'm smart! Build my wall! Who is David Duke? I hate everyone because that's good leadership! Sound bites and lies! Okay, let's finish our look Viola! This face is winning, America Remember, with Trumping, it's not what you look like that makes you ugly
Thanks, America! Love you, bye!